This video is hilarious!! ” Let go of me lucky charms!”

You mentioned Michael Phelps. He’s from Baltimore. Baltimore’s cool. Michael can swim. But he can’t act.

OMG - luvin it!

Awesome!!! Very funny!!!

cutie & funny! i luff dem!

lol funny!! I love Ashton!

ah. I think is ok. I think is missing something though..The person who is talking for the black chick, I can totally notice that she is reading a script..I think they should add games and a few more things this looks more like KIDS and not teenage things…

Cute!! Fun and light hearted humor mix, it doesn’t get much better then this.

VERY funny! Maybe they should look into making in a TV show like South Park……Surely it would do well…? Anyway, I loved it. Hilarious!

Wow, Ashton Kutcher is so funny!!

He took the crappiest parts from Family Guy and South Park and made a cartoon that came out 5 years too late!!

He’s a genius!!

I can’t believe all the “LOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAZOMG! THIS IS THE HOLY GRAIL OF HUMOR!!” comments.

This is a horrible concept/cartoon, how old are these girls, 5? And they’re smoking weed?

Tween girls are wearing boot cut jeans, flip-flops, an all over print t-shirt, while texting their brains out. These look like some weird alien babies in matching dresses.

I can’t imagine that young girls would relate with this in any way, shape, or form. It just seems like a bunch of guys are sitting around trying to think of how girls “act”.

Don’t be surprised when they start talking about their periods and farting on each other, you know, stuff “real girls” do.

Tiffany looks incredibly offensive, is there a reason why she was made to look like a “Sambo”?

this video made me feel like I wanted to punch someone

HEY KIDS! LETS PLAY THE “UN” GAME!!!!

I’ll go first…

unfunny

uncool

uninteresting

unoriginal

Funny ****?

I’d say more like just ****

too funny

What the heck was that? Seriously, is this a show or something? South Park is over people.

It’s hard for everyone to get this genius stuff, only teens will get it and respond positively to it. Old people get out of here!

Another Original Idea!! (sarcasm)

hey grandpa why don’t you take the crappiest part of your mind out of here

Ok this sucks im sori, only little kids are gunna like this.

great capture film

ok it didn’t work on here well if your reading this Ashton and you wanna see it I posted a bulleton on myspace wiith it

I ♥ Blah Girls!

I hope Stewart the pink haired dude comes back for more episodes. He’s my fave character so far.

The blah about the celebrities is sooo funny!

Yeah…that’s what teenage girls would sound like if only we were all comedically entertaining.

Love your work ♥

Dear Nuts-stra-dumbass

unfair, untrue, unfavorable all can be used to describe how some hollywood elite doofus ripped-off other peoples hard work and ideas from genuinely good cartoons to make their own substandard cartoon

that **** was too much
“thank u for ur inpure thoughts whore!”

this is awsame.

dear prof****, don’t think you are smart enough to judge people. this isn’t a tv show to compare it with other tv shows. and for your info ashton didn’t draw those girls. go sue todd and get a life. This place is for fun not for people like you

This is so racist! I mean, look at those lips! Not every white girl has skinny little lips, it’s just so demeaning! Why would Ashton perpetuate the stereotype of the “thin-lipped white woman”, especially since his hott has a full ripe set?

Hi Nuts,

Sue Todd? I would have to get in line, he’s already been in several legal battles for his theft and lack of originality.

He’s well hated by the art community, and proven to be an *ahem* unorginial, unfunny, and uninteresting “artist”… and guess what?

Ashton is in bed with him, paying this idiot to make a show for him.

So I doubt any of this was done for fun, or for people who wanted a mediocre alternative to more interesting Celeb sites.

It’s more than likely he’s not even involved whatsoever besides being the face man for a bad idea (do yourself a favor and google “Ooma”) he’s trying to turn a buck because god knows he’s not gonna make much more with his movie career.

Has potential. Needs better writing. we’ll see how it progresses

I like *-*

yeah iagree its fukd, ash is a pretty boy **** wth tooooo much money, wouldnt know originality if he was married to it

Dear Professor,

Which school was naive enough to give you a degree let alone allow you to teach others (if indeed you are a so-called Professor)?

Obviously this cartoon is not aiming at individuals such as yourself who take life way too seriously and find it necessary to bash the work of others.

As Salvador Dali put it, “Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.” Is this not true with most anything in life- Professor?

Who knows, maybe you teach Demography- in which case- consider the demographic…

And P.S. 1) Sounds like you’ve got more of an issue with Todd, which if I may add, he seems to be reaping the benefits regardless of any immature law suits. 2) Do you honestly believe yourself when you assume Ashton is not making much with his movie career— what world do you live in? 3)I think this cartoon is quite cute- if you don’t then why the **** do you keep coming back to the site?

Get a life Professor!

Rock on little Blah Girls!

people don’t use their so-called common sense. this site is for teens and the fact that one of the teens imagining being adopted by a bad father who lets her smoke pot it doesn’t mean that this site encourages drugs. moreover, this site is not educational if you want to learn something attend school and then you might learn the basics of criticizing others’ works

some of the comments think they are cool, funny and smart. ok we got it, you are doing better than ashton and having a better and more popular life than him. go back to your perfect life and leave the sinners enjoying their little fun place

i’m not expecting ashton to knock my door to thank me for this post. he and i don’t need this kind of approach. i know him very well and appreciate him everyday. i don’t expect ashton to have plenty of free time to read all the comments. he has his people for the job. if it happens he comes oneday and read your miserable comments he will LOL @ you as we are all lol’ing

seriously, are these girls gonna age, like next year are they gonna be one year older? just a silly Q

i’m 13 from russia i watched it with mom and she enjoyed it more than me

ashton, if you want to thank me or maybe kiss me you know where i live. it’s a couple miles far from where you live

Yes, this is just a cartoon. A very poorly thought out unoriginal cartoon.

If you watch Ashton’s presentation at TechCrunch, the mook think he’s Steve Jobs and he’s dressed like a Christian Youth Pastor spewing out corporate buzzwords talking about how this is site/cartoon is so new, fresh, and cutting edge.

Apparently he’s never been to homestarrunner.com, or any other interactive/animation site that has creative, funny, age appropriate humor….. and that site is at least 6-7 years old. (So much for new and fresh)

This abomination of a cartoon contains drug use, foul language, sexual innuendos, and racism. Apparently you are too feeble to grasp the concept of demographics if you think all of the forementioned are suitable for little teenage girls to watch.

Do you think Nickelodeon would play a cartoon for tweens that showed one of main characters hammered from a bong rip? Hell no.

It’s bad enough that there are more than enough skeezy female pseudo celebrities forced down your throat by the media like Paris & Nicole, we don’t need any more in cartoon form.

When Dali said that, I doubt he was talking about internet based flash animation. There’s no harm in imitating, especially when it’s done as a loving tribute. But this is no innocent imitation, this is just plagiarism, this looks like south park’s retarded cousin and it has 3rd rate pseudo Family Guy humor.

Immature lawsuits? Yeah, I guess suing some no-talent hack who gets money from his daddy who has stolen your intellectual property only to make money off of it is immature.

As for Ashton’s film career (or lack there of it), lets not forget about such gems as “Just Married”, “Open Season”, “Guess Who”, “What Happens in Vegas”, etc. All of those films combined were in theaters for about 2 weeks. The only reason he hasn’t slipped into obscurity is because he’s dating Demi Moore… remember when he was dating Brittany Murphy? Yeah, no one cared.

This is the last thing teenage girls (or boys) should be watching or emulate. This isn’t cute, it’s not new, it’s not funny, and it’s especially not for children.

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Goofessor,

You say his movies spent two weeks in the box office, and I say check your information before you say anything. Most of his movies ranked number one and obviously stayed in the box office for more than two weeks as you unfairly claimed.

It is always you and the likes of you who envy the success of someone trying to do something good. I doubt a successful person like Ashton would care if you call his cartoon unoriginal.

Based on your theory of unoriginality, Oprah’s show isn’t ‘original’, yet it is the most popular amongst other talk shows. Gray Anatomy isn’t a unique show (General Hospital, ER, etc); yet, no one called it unoriginal. Perhaps, if Ashton joined the cast of Gray Anatomy, you’d call the show unoriginal.

South park, The Simpsons & Family Guy, for instance, contain a good dosage of what you refer to as demographics; and yet you consider the formers humorous.

Since you’ve clearly and extensively stated your opinion, there is no point in you lingering any longer in a blog where you depsise its owner and mock his genuine hard work.

OMG that was so hilarious!! hahaha everything sounds better when you talk lik kiera knightley!! hahahahaha awesome!

ok professor since no one agreed with you– you had come up with one of your brilliant ideas by agreeing with yourself from a different name. you are smart

… that was one of the most unfunny, offensive things I’ve ever seen. :[

and another thing, if your actually dense enough to think that this is a cartoon intended for children, …………. yea… its a celeb buzz site, you should expect way worse… your kids watch TV with the violence and manipulation in childrens brains with advertising, trust me, there is nothing to worry about here “parents” .. lol

This has a lot of potential. The integrated advertising is genius. Good job.

This didn’t work the first time. Wtf?

Mr. Professor Boy,

I have a feeling we know each other.

It is now safe to say you highly enjoy the art of assumption…? Perhaps even more, you enjoy arguing. However, no where does this site claim that this cartoon is for young kids, nor did I state that the demographic was aimed at such- you once again assumed.

The cartoon, perhaps, is for those who enjoy a little humor aimed to make fun of your aforementioned “drug use, foul language, sexual innuendos, and racism”- you simply ASSUMED that the cartoon was purely pushing and siding with these things. Maybe you should consider the thought that Ashton, Todd, and the rest of the production team may in fact be making fun of those things. Society, due to other factors, has taken it upon themselves to take things such as the Blah Girls way too seriously.

Basically, you should find another site to display your opinions, because truthfully it sounds like you just dislike the creators and not so much the created.

“We all know that many episodes of South Park has some drug issues; when kids got high off of a cat urine. Eww! In my humble view point, this encourages kids and gives them insights on discovering new ways and paths of getting high rather than using the old fashioned, illegal method. I remember Towelie always wanting to get high. Oh my, how educating this can be!”

Yeah, that’s true…. but then again South Park runs at 10 pm and has a mature warning before the show, as well as having the rating displayed throughout the entire episode.

OMG! Luvin da show!

lol.. itx vry kewl i loveeddd ittt=)

WAY TO GO ASHTON!! BRAVO!!!

good wark

can you make me Service??????????

Free Arabic site

It seems to me that some people still live like the Flintstones in the stone age. Everybody knows South Park episodes are available on the net through official websites for anyone to access without restrictions.

Wow, Einstein; you have calculated the number of negative comments by yourself! That must have taken some effort from you to do that. As the theory of relativity goes, the second half of the comments must be positive then!

tis cartoon is sooooo!! hilarious Ashton good job.

The skits r soooo cute!!! and their length is just right, cuz it keeps u wanting to see more…

This sheezy is super styling, rad to the bone.

has it’s ups and downs. i enjoy watching blah girls

HEY TOPHER WANNA TALK?????????????

I WONDER I I USED TO TAL THAT MUCH WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

HARRY POTTER!!!!! HAHAHA GO ASHTON KUTCHER!! This should be Made into a TV Show!!!!

My sisters are like blah blah blah. Just like the blah cuties. They even say and think the same way. I’m a teenager myself but what interests girls doesn’t interest me, so…

Someone please tell me that these videos are giving an ironic look at how some teen girls (and gay men) are presented? Because on face value this is just cringy.

it is hilarious

This is too funny.

**** Gwen. FRENCH FRIES are good though.

Cute, some bits are wittier than others, but I’m impressed overall. I think the Skinny epp was my favorite; very clever stuff.

Now, those folks who are freaking out: Get over it. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. If one part offended you, then deal with it and don’t expect the creator to tailor their style to suit you. This is their show, not yours. If the writer’s style flops because no one finds it funny then that’s on him, but it’s ridiculous to expect him to write things that pick fun at everything but the one thing you found offensive.
News flash - It’s supposed to be somewhat offensive folks. It’s risky humor.

omg, that is so cute, you should so put that on itunes, so i can put it on my ipod

hahah
keep em’ coming

why ppl assume this site won’t get as big as ashton hopes? this is funny and thus far the best gossip site. i actually like the users here more than any other place. they seem friendly, have sense of humor and smart ppl. haters just need to get over it and have to admit that this blog is better than your blogs that’s the only reason you hate it

*let go of me lucky charms!*
lol i set tht as my new ringtone / background

i really think that they should turn this into a show on tv. if they could make it longer than this would be a really great show.

Ride my Broomstick baby
Hey hookers
Let go of me lucky charms
They stay thinner than Ethiopians
My fave quotes from this ep!

This has got to be my fave ep!

LOLZ
10 Hail Marys for your impure toughts, WHORE!
Loves it!!!
Totally agree w/ blahblaluva!!!!!!!

Blah Girls Rock My Sox!

rub a broomstick baby

OMG you need more eps with stewart he is hilarious!!! other than that Blah girls is the best web show I’ve ever seen! I mean it is sooooo funny! I’m serious! keep up the good work Ashton!
My Favorite quotes!:
Rub ma broomstick baby
Hey Hookers!
Love angel music baby!
Gwen can suck it
Micheal Phelps looks like he was chisled(sp?) from fine granite and brought to life by chlorine!
10 Hail Marys for your impure thoughts….WHORE
Let go of me lucky charms!
French Fries ~<3~
Every thing sounds brilliant when you talk like Keira Knightly
French bitches wear Coco Channel(sp?) and eat french fries, and stay skinnier than Ethiopians(sp?)!
KEEP IT UP!!

. these girls are funny, even though i didnt understand everything they wewre talking about )))
Erik, u r the best muuuuah

[...] teenage girls keep a blog and appear in two short videos a week — in the first batch, we meet the character Stewart, a fey online gossip who, purely coincidentally, has a pink fauxhawk. Full interview after the [...]