Sep 08 2008

Adoption

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Tagged with: 50 cent • Adoption • Angelina Jolie • babies • Brad Pitt • Madonna • Meg Ryan • Olympics • Pax Jolie-Pitt • Seth Rogen • Sheryl Crow

1. Chris - Sep 08, 2008 11:04 am

This sucks
2. Andrew Mager - Sep 08, 2008 11:43 am

Those blah girls are salty
3. Becca - Sep 08, 2008 11:44 am

****ing Hilarious! It’s so simple and obvious that it’s genious! Good job Ashton, keep the calamities coming!
4. Tinu - Sep 08, 2008 12:34 pm

You had me at “ginormous va-jayjay”.
5. tinamarie - Sep 08, 2008 12:40 pm

Too Funny! Love it!
6. ashton torture - Sep 08, 2008 12:58 pm

****ing a this is a painful website.
7. Brangelina Lover - Sep 08, 2008 2:26 pm

I wish I was Zahara. She never has to walk.
8. erica olsen - Sep 08, 2008 3:02 pm

loves it!
9. jonasbros4life - Sep 08, 2008 3:02 pm

these girls are so cute! tiffany is da bomb
10. Sam Milner - Sep 08, 2008 3:05 pm

This is funny! I didn’t expect the girls to say half of that when it first started!
11. aclooney - Sep 08, 2008 3:06 pm

this is hysterical - keep them coming!
12. el nino - Sep 08, 2008 3:10 pm

The olympics part was hilarious!
13. poopydiapers - Sep 08, 2008 3:24 pm

o m f g, this is hillarious. kill me now! bring on more please!
14. Gonzo - Sep 08, 2008 3:50 pm

Adoption bit was too funny. Keep it coming. .
15. AT - Sep 08, 2008 4:49 pm

such fake comments
16. billy - Sep 08, 2008 4:50 pm

Product placement! FIFty sez thanks for the plug.
17. Lady T - Sep 08, 2008 4:56 pm

I got to remember to not be eating or drinking anything while watching this, because I just howled. This is so great, and I am definitely blogging this and getting the word out.

Congrats and keep em’ coming!
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19. cindy - Sep 08, 2008 5:08 pm

genious
20. IMTA-shton - Sep 08, 2008 6:00 pm

“15. AT - Sep 08, 2008 4:49 pm

such fake comments”

^seriously… +1

19. cindy - Sep 08, 2008 5:08 pm

genious

^ its spelled genius, Genius…

Sorry Ashton, this one just wasn’t funny… but you wont let that stop you.
21. southpark - Sep 08, 2008 6:07 pm

Just how, exactly, is this different from South Park? Trey Parker and Matt Stone are definitely going to sue over this.
22. Jaya Karsemeyer - Sep 08, 2008 6:07 pm

Wow. I guess racism is hip? This is disgusting.
23. Meg - Sep 08, 2008 6:50 pm

I love it because this is really what a group of young teenage girls sound like! Some may not like it, but it’s the truth. Teen girls know how to tell it like it is better than anybody else!

Keep up the hilarity!
24. Cameron - Sep 08, 2008 7:42 pm

Hilarious! Awesome-ness is among us!
25. Terra - Sep 08, 2008 8:07 pm

Hmmm?
26. NY - Sep 08, 2008 8:26 pm

…LoL. Pretty funny, nice niche! Yet another creative group effort. It will be very interesting to follow this start-up.

Best of Luck!

NY
27. celikins - Sep 08, 2008 8:58 pm

Hilary-ous! Seriously, both are very funny clips, luvs them! I hope these become daily vids.
28. Jack Snaps - Sep 08, 2008 9:02 pm

Until I saw Jaya’s comment, I was losing hope. This is HORRIBLY racist. Seriously racist.
He would still be “over there pooping in a bowl?” I mean, do you travel? Ever? This is some seriously condescending material.

Don’t even get me started on the treatment of young females–as in, how you represent them and their interests. This is schlock. Just…wow.
29. Jack Snaps - Sep 08, 2008 9:04 pm

Please remove me from your mailing list. You have lost a customer.
30. funyfanny - Sep 08, 2008 9:37 pm

LOL. OMG. FUNNY! and the girls are SO CUTE! Can’t wait to se more… Ashton, ur hottttt!
peace
v
31. Markos - Sep 08, 2008 9:42 pm

sucks BIG TIME
32. Scott - Sep 08, 2008 10:08 pm

Dude, where’s your dignity?
33. mike - Sep 08, 2008 11:03 pm

hilarious! how did you come up with something like that?

i wanna be adopted by ashton & demi. i wanna be kewl forever

…and, don’t read those negative comments. they are jealous haters. stay cool. i love you
34. neal - Sep 08, 2008 11:16 pm

This is sooooo hot.
35. Sandy Jarvlet - Sep 08, 2008 11:40 pm

Hey Ashton,

What is six inches long, has a big head, and drives women wild?

Answer at:

http://cackl.com/joke/view/528/What-is-six-inches-long-has-a-big-head-and-drives-women-wild
36. neal - Sep 08, 2008 11:57 pm

This is so hot.
37. casin - Sep 09, 2008 3:09 am

This SUCKS

CRAP
38. Kattyness - Sep 09, 2008 3:20 am

Hot 30 Australia rocks for telling us about this site, very funny ashton.
39. Cbhacker - Sep 09, 2008 5:18 am

This video is made of win
40. D.C. - Sep 09, 2008 7:06 am

This is awesome! Funny as hell.
41. Jeremy Campbell - Sep 09, 2008 7:14 am

Good start, the best part was at the end with Seth Rogen and his daughter, that was really funny. I have subscribed to the RSS feed for this show don’t let me down Ashton (and team).
42. Soraya - Sep 09, 2008 8:21 am

i love ashton kutcher job. he’s creative, and i will support this website. ashton plz approve my comments on your friendster fan list. u rock dude!! i support u
43. Stephan - Sep 09, 2008 9:18 am

Horrible. Boring.
44. NewTeeVee Interview With Ashton Kutcher | Business - Sep 09, 2008 9:49 am

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45. D - Sep 09, 2008 9:49 am

I can’t believe I just wasted 5 min. of my life on this website. What is the demographic for the visitors of this site?
46. meja - Sep 09, 2008 9:49 am

the orphanage in vietnam does actuali hv a proper toilet. move on, america.
47. Da Bag, it's in! - Sep 09, 2008 10:02 am

Love the “controversy” of Vietnamese toilets and implied racism. When’s the movie coming out?!? LOLOL!
48. jill - Sep 09, 2008 10:19 am

I may be the oldest viewer here, but I laughed my ass off. Its entertainment folks, remember that.
Ashton, could you look into the reason you never see black couples adopting white kids?
49. hsdf fda - Sep 09, 2008 10:30 am

leave the southpark jokes to the pros….
and learn to do something or anything, cos this stuff is honestly ****.
50. LOL - Sep 09, 2008 11:24 am

This is garbage!!! Kids these days actually think these people are cool. What a joke!! Ashton, give it a rest. Don’t you have Bruce Willis kids to take care of??
51. JmG - Sep 09, 2008 12:04 pm

Didn’t find it funny.
52. stephanny - Sep 09, 2008 12:26 pm

I lIkE but you can make a version in spanish.
53. love or hate me - Sep 09, 2008 12:38 pm

Wow.. worst then i thought. But i LOVEE it
54. what the? - Sep 09, 2008 1:17 pm

What is this? Is this supposed to be funny?
55. Suzy - Sep 09, 2008 1:22 pm

This is bad.

Not just regular bad, or really bad…. this is dissapointingly bad.

Like the feeling you get when someone gives you socks on christmas.
56. Björn Edman - Sep 09, 2008 1:26 pm

Kuksajt!
57. dis-gus-ting - Sep 09, 2008 2:08 pm

This is unfunny vomit
58. Aunt - Sep 09, 2008 3:52 pm

black girl has thicker lips…just like how most, if not all, animated black people characterized to have. skin wasn’t enough Ash?
59. Eric - Sep 09, 2008 3:52 pm

That blew
60. Losa - Sep 09, 2008 4:27 pm

i luv vitaminwater! 50 cent rocks!
61. pedro - Sep 09, 2008 4:27 pm

this is bullcrap !
62. pedro - Sep 09, 2008 4:28 pm

seriusly this **** sucks!
63. pedro - Sep 09, 2008 5:23 pm

This is crap!!!
64. pedro - Sep 09, 2008 5:24 pm

Ash, go back to your acting and forget about the internet… this is no domain for you.
65. Dope - Sep 09, 2008 5:44 pm

Pretty damn funny! Loves it!
66. livvy - Sep 09, 2008 5:54 pm

that sucked
they’re not even remotely funny..
they just giggle and say unintelligent CRAP in high pitched voices
67. the professor - Sep 09, 2008 5:56 pm

This has to be the worst internet cartoon to date.

The reason why certain cartoons on the net are cool and/or funny is because it was made by 1-2 dudes and it has heart, creativity, etc.

This just looks like some crap they rushed to finish thinking it could turn a buck. Vitamin water?

Ashton seems like he’s too stupid to realize that.
68. The Dude - Sep 09, 2008 6:10 pm

Ashton should just forget this whole internet cartoon thing, these cartoons are as bad as his movies.
69. ANGIE VASQUEZ - Sep 09, 2008 8:20 pm

I LOVE IT. IT’S SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
70. Denisse Estavil - Sep 09, 2008 8:26 pm

Totally awesome and very funny
i love it i want to see more of Blah Girls
71. Party Pooper - Sep 09, 2008 9:46 pm

Sub par crappola. Get it together. Did Demi put you up to this??
72. Nuff - Sep 10, 2008 12:04 am

hey granpas ans grandmas get out here. leave this space for teens who understand other teens sense of humor. i find it hilarious regardless of the number of trolls negative comments. they are old they don’t get it. keep em comming
73. The Young One - Sep 10, 2008 12:13 am

Hey, I’m 15 years old and I think these suck!

This isn’t teen humor, it’s 40-year-old-virgin-living-in-their- parents-basement-trying-to-think-what-is-hot-with-the-kids humor.
74. bmxrider81 - Sep 10, 2008 12:36 am

This has got to be the most retared piece of **** since the stupid South Park movie! If these girls aren’t stoned then they would most certainly be retarded!
75. Leonardo - Sep 10, 2008 6:13 am

I love it
76. Mary Forrest aka (Beth & Ashley's mommy) - Sep 10, 2008 6:21 am

Ok…some of you guys just need a sense of humor….this really is funny…but anyway’s I hope that he can get this up for us cause I love it….he seems to be getting more good feedback than bad…I love this so much..I would even love to see a show made out of it and maybe possibly put it on tv….Good Luck with this Ashton…I think it’s Great!
77. Krizia - Sep 10, 2008 7:02 am

Hey from Australia!!

I ♥ Blah Girls already! Sooo soo funny!

Hope you don’t go changing Blah Girls just because of what some people say in the comments.

I love your stuff Ashton!
78. NiceComeback - Sep 10, 2008 7:06 am

Wow, these episodes are waaayyyy too short for only having 2 per week……
79. blablablaboring - Sep 10, 2008 7:09 am

crap
80. Mand - Sep 10, 2008 7:53 am

These videos are getting better and better. Just love it! Balian hearts Krystle. Thanks Ashton
81. mariam - Sep 10, 2008 8:28 am

Blahgirls suck.
82. i win! - Sep 10, 2008 9:39 am

Love the girls! HATE the haters
83. sccs - Sep 10, 2008 1:08 pm

whats your name?
84. seriously - Sep 10, 2008 10:49 pm

I was wondering if all the glowing reviews were plants when I saw how unfunny this was but then I came here to post and seen that you can type here at age 13. There is nothing funny about this. It’s a good idea (IE spill.com) but poorly executed (IE blahgirls.com). When we say it sucks, it’s not hate… you fanboys and girls will understand when you grow up that pandering to something that is crap won’t make the backside that spit out the log respect you any more. I like Ashton, always have but to rebut the hipster in post39… this site is fail.
85. Russkie - Sep 10, 2008 11:54 pm

when we say that this site is a win, haters will understand as the saying goes “that some forms of government are preferable to others, can’t be doubted; yet neither our saviour, nor his apostles have decided where that preference is due

i can’t wait for next vid. it’s amazing how my friends keep annoying me at class “is it there yet…is it there yet”
86. Sasha - Sep 11, 2008 4:01 am

Wow! This is even better than South Park and family Guy combined.

The best part is that we can post our comments about it!

Thanks Ashton.
87. Robertsbeeby - Sep 11, 2008 5:46 am

that was too much!!! the giant vagay-jay (sp?) was what got my laughing my a$% off!!! hahaha awesome!
88. Melanie - Sep 11, 2008 1:57 pm

OMG I sooo want to be calebrity adopted!!
89. celeste - Sep 11, 2008 3:50 pm

Didn’t love it.
90. G-Hawk - Sep 11, 2008 11:44 pm

Ashton
What Fuc**ng Demi Moore is not a full time job for you, you had to come up with some creating advertising. Stick to what you do best playa!
91. ema - Sep 13, 2008 12:20 am

I love it

good

Because all the girls really they can’t stop talking
92. KATIE HOLMES - Sep 13, 2008 12:24 am

they r baskets ful of fun
93. KATIE HOLMES - Sep 13, 2008 12:25 am

crap
94. ema - Sep 13, 2008 2:23 am

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha crap
95. vanessa - Sep 13, 2008 2:24 am

this is so dam funny maded me laugh look forward to seeing more.
96. sexya - Sep 13, 2008 5:42 am

JaDore 50 Cent xD
Like It This Time
ToTally Sexy <3
97. jessie - Sep 13, 2008 10:43 am

I luv the blahgirls!
98. hot gurl mon' - Sep 13, 2008 12:31 pm

yo! THIS CARTOON IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THE blAH GULZ.
99. Macy - Sep 13, 2008 4:11 pm

This is freaking hysterical! I can never figure out what it is about people who *&^ch and moan, call racism, sexism, prejudice, etc. that bewilders me the most… Do they really have no sense of humor and what the he** are they doing on a site like this anyway? Go where you know you won’t be offended. And preach from your soapbox some place people will care. Do you honestly think the “demographic” for this site gives a rat’s a!@ that you hate it? And get over it…Ashton doesn’t have to work. But he does and he isn’t some crack-wh*&^ or sex addict on the cover of Star magazine.

It’s great. Keep going, Ashton. This is one more place for people to come and not hear about the sad state of our country, or the next person who is going to run it.
100. Macy - Sep 13, 2008 4:41 pm

Well, since Pastor Jack Snaps has asked to be removed from the mailing list (interpreted: You guys aren’t fair. I’m taking my ball and bat and GOING HOME!!! MOMMY!!!) and will never see this comment (interpreted: Yeah, right. He is definitely looking to see what others are saying about his ridiculous tantrum while he was the 28th person to comment, hence probably one of the first 25% to watch it. He’s trolling.), let’s get this right.

Jack, I have traveled. I think it’s you who has been staying home watching internet videos all day. Without your hearing aid, and possibly your glasses. Contrary to the offensive line about “…pooping in a HOLE”, which clearly showed the character pooping in a hole while reading the newspaper, you think they said, “pooping in a BOWL.” Je*u*, you are a loser. Maybe you travel to other countries, because in all my travels, I have never heard of anyone pooping in a BOWL.

Go play somewhere else.

This is hysterical, and I love the part about the celebrities buying babies in order to avoid stretch marks, weight gain, and ginormous vajayjays. I’ll be watching next week…

Again, people in third-world countries, or even those who are poverty stricken in the USA, may try to preserve what little dignity they have by digging a HOLE to poop in. They don’t usually have a specific pooping BOWL. I think that comment made me laugh more than the video.

It’s funny. Now I’m going BOWLING–I mean HOLEING!!!!
101. tonyluva - Sep 13, 2008 6:00 pm

Lmfao love it
102. Flamette - Sep 14, 2008 2:11 am

OMG! YOUR AWESOME GIRLS! KEEP IT UP!
103. pelin - Sep 14, 2008 5:58 am

Oh god what is this
104. sharon - Sep 14, 2008 1:42 pm

This is awesome Ash!!! Keep it up!!!
105. Heathereeee - Sep 14, 2008 7:56 pm

One thing that was DEAD-ON is that Seth Rogan would probably make the coolest fake dad, EVER.
106. Llor - Sep 15, 2008 1:31 pm

If I tell you laughed I will have to give up all my humanitarian aspirations!! Besides I feel like a blah girl right now… XOXO Llora
107. ana - Sep 15, 2008 3:50 pm

This is so funny! keep them comin!!
108. TehLunaris - Sep 15, 2008 5:11 pm

Totally. Awsome.
This ROCKS. ^_^
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110. joshftv - Sep 15, 2008 6:28 pm

Hahah. this is some good stuff. hilarious actually.
keep it up.
111. Tia - Sep 16, 2008 3:22 am

lol these are pretty funny =-P The end was really funny too
112. topher - Sep 16, 2008 9:30 pm

stupid…………………….lol
113. GirleeGirl - Sep 17, 2008 1:38 pm

I love this it is so funny!!!
114. norc - Sep 17, 2008 9:02 pm

Blah girls are just a bunch of blah girls.
115. trybeme - Sep 18, 2008 1:21 am

Blahgirls cool
116. Keisha - Sep 18, 2008 9:40 am

this sucks. please dont compare to south park because its nothing like it!
117. Mechelle - Sep 19, 2008 5:26 pm

Cute videos! :}
118. Ismail ‎ - Sep 20, 2008 3:54 am

For a teenager like me, I prefer for watch this rather than South Park. It’s nothing like South Park. It’s way better. Well done!
119. Jessica - Sep 20, 2008 5:10 am

This is so hilarious!! Blah girls is da best!
120. BlahBlahBlahFan2000 - Sep 20, 2008 9:08 am

U Guys R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
121. sexyhornygirl - Sep 20, 2008 5:34 pm

I love sex. Come on boy make me cum more
122. jane - Sep 21, 2008 3:34 pm

yawn. really wasn’t that funny and yes i have a sense of humor. you people laugh at any simple joke especially with a celeb backing it up
123. jaline - Sep 21, 2008 4:15 pm

this is funny crap!!! keep making more
124. giggabits - Sep 22, 2008 8:27 pm

hehe, VA-JAY-JAY, that is such a silly word, LOL!
125. Gabz - Sep 23, 2008 7:10 am

lol,this is so funny XD.
126. Verushka - Sep 23, 2008 11:38 am

i want Brad Pitt to be my adoptive daddy, yo!
127. Gregg - Sep 23, 2008 12:35 pm

does Ashton be a special guests on his own show and what create to as a Guests on the Blahgirls.com cartoon web show is he
128. Lavon - Sep 23, 2008 1:22 pm

I love these.
129. MiMi - Sep 24, 2008 10:01 pm

why ppl assume this site won’t get as big as ashton hopes? this is funny and thus far the best gossip site. i actually like the users here more than any other place. they seem friendly, have sense of humor and smart ppl. haters just need to get over it and have to admit that this blog is better than your blogs that’s the only reason you hate it
130. Zoe - Sep 25, 2008 12:55 pm

hahaha very funny XD
131. liza Pattison - Sep 25, 2008 9:34 pm

this is awesome!!
132. blahblahluva - Sep 27, 2008 8:33 pm

Ginormus vajayjay! ROFLOLMAO!
133. Elliot Bush - Sep 29, 2008 9:48 am

I love it it’s the greatest
134. iiLOVEuniicorns - Sep 30, 2008 1:56 pm

blah
135. sweetbehavesister13 - Oct 03, 2008 6:13 pm

****ing nice #&%#&
N.I.C.E
OMG
OMG ER
136. Mabelie - Oct 04, 2008 5:25 pm

luv it luv it luv it. Keep up the awesome work!
137. Britney12345 - Oct 06, 2008 7:20 pm

It is true ppl. Adopted babies are better cause your’e saving little kids (and of the money $ D) Thats what i’m gonna do when I grow up. Yes I am a good roll model! You should learn from this episode that if Brad addopted Britney she would b sooooo poular
138. emily - Oct 09, 2008 10:26 am

i luv it it is so ****cute but i think it is really stupid.next time cume up with something we enjoy!!!8)
139. Jordyn - Oct 10, 2008 4:37 pm

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140. Posdkljffl - Oct 10, 2008 6:42 pm

haha cool loser (:
141. X_salviiShOrti_X - Nov 08, 2008 10:51 am

you el mOures Va-j-j
142. Wakko - Nov 11, 2008 4:23 pm

celebrity crap lol!
143. amy - Dec 22, 2008 4:28 pm

So funny!!! Hahaha!!!
144. kristy - Dec 22, 2008 4:29 pm

hahaha

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