
Overheard: Honor Marie Warren
JESSICA ALBA: Time to leave the park!
HONOR MARIE: Whachoo talkin’ bout, Willis?
Gwyneth tells us how to lose weight.
Gwyneth Paltrow blogged on her GOOP.com website about her tips for beating the holiday poundage. She writes, “You can detox easily and effectively while you continue to eat as long as you are cutting out the foods and other substances that interfere with the detoxification process.” Excuse me? That sounds like directions to one of my science labs.
New Trend: Dating A Hockey Player
Carrie Underwood is following in the footsteps of Elisha Cuthbert and Hilary Duff and dating a hockey player. Her new beau is reportedly Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators. Hockey players are super buff, but the ones I know have a gross habit of chewing tobacco. Maybe Mike is different. Or maybe when you have a jawline like that, bad habits don’t really matter.
Miley and…her dad?!
Does anyone else think it’s totally creepy that Miley is holding her DAD’s arm and not her boyfriend’s?
Beauty and the beat.
Is it so much to ask of Jake to make some sort of effort when he goes out with always adorable Reese? She’s got cute boots and skinny jeans and a pretty scarf and he’s got…sweats and gym sneakers? I know they were going to a casual Laker game and all, but srsly! Jake should know better.
Make the madness stop!
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell named their newborn twin daughters Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip. Charlie is all gender neutral and sexy but Dolly? That makes me think of a cow. Or an uber old lady with wrinkly skin and droopy boobs. If I were Dolly, I’d be so pissed my twin stole the cooler name. And I’d probs sleep in the crib with one eye open.
Hot or Homeless Weekend Edition: Elijah Wood
Hot! Except the cigarette part. Elijah channels his inner Dan Humphrey for a perfectly preppy hipster look. Sidenote, I’m trying to figure out the best combo for preppy and hipster. Hip-py? Prep-ster? Hip-prep? Help!
Hot or Homeless Weekend Edition: Nicole Richie
Homeless, from top to bottom. Those hats are so 2008, the unbuttoned sweater is sloppy, and her feet look like they’re being bound up by an iron gate. BTW - is it just me, or is Nicole looking way Mischa Barton these days?


















